For those of you who have not as yet seen the film Hotel For Dogs, there are some important life lessons buried in the deep metaphors of this cinematic gem.
1.You do not need to teach dogs to steal license plates off of police cars, they already want to.
2.Never lie to your friends, they will immediately find out and spill a bowl of punch on the dead person's dress you stole from an abandoned building.
3.Stealing is wrong, but the inventor of shrink wrap is still a genius.
4.You should never eat hot dogs outdoors.
5.Dogs are smarter than adults, but subservient to children.
6.The secret to eternal happiness is to screw up repeatedly until more responsible people steer you correctly onto a more constructive path.
7.Animal control officers are evil, they are not beyond beating up children and their cars run on the carcasses of dead puppies.
8.Contrary to popular belief, abandoned buildings are not filled with junkies, homeless people and miscreants, but rather amusement parks for stray dogs.
9.There are no cats in America and there are no stray Pit Bulls in New York.
10.You will watch just about anything within reach when you have three hours of sleep and nine hours of work behind you.
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